They need to give Dustin Diamond his own show. Now, I know that's feeding the beast, but... don't you want it? It's hard to find that level of tooldom.

I loved Pirates 3 except for that ending. It would have been great if Elizabeth had been Pirate King for ten years instead of apparently pining for her man and raising the baby. On the other hand, their goodbye, with him kissing her bare thigh? That was indecent. (To my great approval, of course.)

I actually kind of want a fourth movie, with Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp.