I hate Tyra so much. She makes me talk to my TV. This time I said, "WTFever, Tyra." She is so full of crap. She just can't have it that someone wouldn't want to be on her stupid show (that I still love). It's a version of "they don't like me because they're jealous." Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Did you hear about her siccing her bodyguard on Victoria?