maybe a really hot doctor will be on that plane and take me away from all this

What up, dawgs. (Sorry, just giving you a little Idol flavor, there.)

( American Idol )

( ANTM )

Lost. Oh, Lost. I KNEW IT, HA. ( SUCKAS. )

divanoir alerted me that The Secrets of Isis is coming out on DVD. Shouldn't have spent that money on eBay, dammit.

Tom Selleck might join Las Vegas. Okay, that would be pretty cool. I can SO see him interacting with Mike and Danny. Yes.

Another big cat food recall.

Lauren Conrad says sex tape rumors are all Spencer's fault. Well, there's a shock.